I can’t wait until Jennifer Aniston gives birth to an adult human.

So when I read these things I really want to know who is my cat’s celebrity twin. :)

One of my friends told me I should post a picture with the PT and a note saying “This is what happened to the last car that disrespected me.”

If the jerseys are too expensive to tailor, Denmark up the price.

There’s Norway anything like this should ever happen.

That was hot. I love men who can fix things.

Cheesecloth, cheesecloth, cheesecloth.

I get a bad feeling as it gets closer, it’s gonna look like this:

And here’s what it looks like a couple months after release...

Also a fair representation of Drew’s reaction when a black person tries to talk to him on the subway.

Scout: Blackmon ever come in here?

Suckered me into reading about soccer, you commie bastard.

Packed my kid's thermos with Redd's Apple Ale. LOL.

"I trusted you."

That's what we in the business call "The Long Con."

"And under the hood, it's got a four-cylinder Cummins diesel which can pump out 250 horsepower and 600 (!!!!!!!!!!) pound-feet of torque."

Oh my god, there is a before picture!

I was pretty surprised to see this Mustang on the sidewalk of the Golden Gate Bridge one morning:

Nice to see a female adding oil to her engine.