The animals are so done with our shit.

Is it just me, or could dude do a lot more good by just sitting down, shutting up and writing checks? 

This fellow DC resident concurs. I fear this Administration’s problem-solving may involve sharpshooters.

“#MeToo.” Old Glory

This is the sort of thing that can give vigilante justice a good name.

All righty, then.

That’s damn near Floridian. 

Well, he did start out as a finance bro. 

Jared Kushner has all the gravitas of cotton candy.

Seriously. And how was there no bid for Golden Tate? 

Her work ethic is a great argument for slacking.

So this guy is the anti-Kelis.

I want a second opinion from Walter Mercado.

Is it just me, or does Jared have all the gravitas of cotton candy?

I’m skipping that stage and going straight to nano-influencer.

I wonder what Kapo Kushner will have to say. 

I’m getting a weaponized incel vibe from this guy.

This bird has been overdue for respect, and the resentment bubbled over.

Not usually the kind of guy to pull out. [rimshot]

Rains ain’t gonna bless themselves.