It's almost as if there is a giant double standard at Jezebel...but that couldn't be!

Define fabulous please. My definition doesn't have anything about looks in it.

I don't understand why more people don't do this. From a purely selfish standpoint:

I'm a straight guy and I cant stand beyonce. Not just because of her picture. I dont find her sexy at all. And yes, her music is as terrible as Maroon 5 music.

He probably doesn't have a superpower that forces people to come knock on his door, so 2nd degree.

First degree murder usually involves some form of premeditation.

As noted in grey below, The Colbert Report hires using blind packets. They don't know anything about the writer before they decide whether the writing is good enough for the show. Most comedy shows work that way and some dramas.

We've used "assholiness" for years now. It serves as both an adjective AND a noun, even a proper noun on occasion, e.g., "O Your Assholiness, Sir."

Okay: This guy is a huge, awful, sleezeball. But if we want to be completely accurate in terms of the way our legal system works, he is not an admitted rapist. He did not plead guilty to rape. He was charged with rape, and then pled guilty to assault (with intent to rape). He was charged with rape again, and then…

Considering that a Starbucks latte is just a hot morning milkshake, I don't think artificial pumpkin spice flavor is desecrating any holy.

It's time to let this go. I get that people love to hate on Starbucks but so many other things made with pumpkin pie spice are available and delicious. And if you like to bake there are so many fun things to try! And the best thing of all? If pumpkin spice isn't your thing you don't have to eat it! I know this because…

Do people really not know that pumpkin spice is just a mixture of seasonings that taste good with pumpkin? Do these same people think apple pie spice has apple pie in it, or that poultry seasoning has chicken in it?

The thing is Miley Cyrus is a 20 year old girl, her entire life has probably been spent watching videos by the overly sexual Christina Aguilera (dirrty) and Britney Spears (spave 4 u) ect.. So while she has agency I do think she has been influenced a lot by the patriarchy.
We're fed the lie that getting naked and…

Is it so bad that the UNSIGNED THUS HAS NO RECORD LABEL Macklemore plays all damn day on radio stations that really only the young and impressionable have time to listen to all damn day? Like people are always complaining that kids pick up on lil Wayne or whoever and his bad influence but Macklemore has a better…

.....actual suitcases of cash.

It seems so. The whole quote was

You definitely don't have to like Macklemore. I just think its stupid to hate on him for trying to stick up for people.

You know I work with kids and when you have a whole bunch of them sing along about equality without a second thought it is pretty amazing.

You're an idiot.

This just hurt my brain.