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3/4/08
2:40 PM
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Senior citizens in Western Pennsylvania dialing the number for Medicare listed in Verizon's 2007 White Pages are accidentally getting health benefits of a very different kind. It turns out that the toll-free number listed is actually for a Philadelphia-based phone sex line. The 2008 White Pages with the correct number

3/3/08
12:45 PM
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Britney Spears and Heidi Montag have recorded a duet together called "Dramatic." This is not a joke. Well, actually, it sorta is, since you'll laugh when you listen to it, but yeah, this really happened. Ryan Seacrest played it on his radio show this morning. So many questions: How did they meet? Why did this happen?

2/29/08
10:45 AM
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Which is grosser: A Planned Parenthood employee agreeing to take a donation specifically for aborting black fetuses, or that the donation was made by a pro-life group in order to catch an abortion provider being racist? Autumn Kersey, director of development for Planned Parenthood of Idaho, is the one who took the