That is among the thirstiest tweets I’ve ever seen.

BCO!!!!

This is all you need to know about Baby Cakes:

I drove San Francisco to Portland with my mom and I promise you that trip is at least 9000 hours.

Your first Botox shot Kendra?

And he’s been doing good shit outside of movies for a while. He’s top 3 baes for me.

Amen. Can people please demonstrate a little nuance when writing about ADHD and its treatment? Not to mention the upsides, like enhanced creativity, hyperfocus, increased physical and mental energy, etc. Or the interesting collision of gender socialization and neurochemistry in explaining how ADHD can present so…

Sabrina the Teenage Witch needs to tone down the thirst. I mean, Jesus.

When I was growing up, a weenie on a fork over the stove was a typical meal.

fact: churros are the most overrated dessert.

I wish I could forget Ryan Lochte. He's just awful.

He sits on my face in dreams.

Seriously, that reading list just rendered him unfuckable.

Can someone explain why everyone thinks Kanye “nailed” his Met Gala look? I keep seeing Kim and Kanye on the best dressed list and his outfit looks like what a 90s Billy Ray Cyrus would wear to the Met Gala.

I feel like the lack of nipple is also something people don’t realize. I too could have had a fifth surgery to “make” a nipple out of something but it didn’t make sense for me. Most mastectomies for actual cancer leave you without a nipple, which the media does not portray.

Kris telling Kim, “You were married for 72 days, that was like normal!” is the best thing I have heard all week.

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“I used to date frat boys, but now I prefer consensual.”

Good.

I simply say “I’m glad that it works for you”.