This made me laugh uncontrollably. probably because i’m drunk.

This is why I have always believed that the perfect home security threat is a monkey. I assume that if i’m breaking into someone’s house (assuming homeowner is not there), there is a 55% chance that I will be met with a dog. I am prepared to get attacked by a dog. You know what I’m not prepared for? A capuchin perched…

Remember: It’s not a lie if you believe it.

I’m sure you heard the rumors in t&f circles for months. It’s a shame and makes all of us look terrible.

Need some more video. I bet Reggie Theus is showing some serious Hang Time.

Sure as hell made Stone Harbor quiet.

And they wouldn’t even let an African American woman, who had a PhD. and was Secretary of State speak!

I used to coach a kid who had life saving brain surgery from Ben Carson. He’s an asshole, but he’s done a lot of good.

I believe it was Bill Cosby who said “have a good beginning and a good ending, and have them as close to each other as possible.”

Not at Rutgers it doesn’t.

Condoleeze Rice has a PhD. in political science, was a Provost at Stanford, and was the first African American Secretary of State. She was not allowed to speak at Rutgers. Snooki got drunk on TV. She was allowed.

One question: When did Jimmy Kimmel move to Detroit?

This is going to be depressing when those same constituents still vote for him to keep out the Democrats.

He said roughly. He didn’t say how rough.

Those same ultradistance runners distance runners thought I was insane for racing 10,000 meters on a track.

Of course he doesn’t care if anyone else has health care. Life’s Been Good to him So Far.

We do pay a gas tax that’s allegedly for roads. Based on the pothole outside of my office, the money’s not making it.

Of course Joe Walsh is against universal health care. Life’s Been Good to him So Far.

I know you read it, but your explanation reminds me of Into Thin Air. As a distance runner that is friends with some high level marathoners and ultra-marathoners, I understand the extreme. And you’re right. If you don’t have it, there’s no way the rest of us can explain it to you.