amen

I’d totally watch a show where you solved auto-related mysteries. Call it Encyclopedia Brown Manual Wagon.

I found some bills in my mailbox.... can I return those as well?

God help us if bears start driving. They can’t keep it between the yellow lines

Don’t drive it like you stole it. Drive it like it’s a press kit.

The land-yachts of Theseus.

They started out with sharp pop-ups that could poke through the canvas

Fast enough to make a clean getaway, not so fast you soil yourself. 

I can see Kennedy Jr.’s problem with vaccines considering what shots did to his dad and uncle.

Toyota's actually been doing this for quite a while now.

As much as I hate to say it, this looks like a set up. We all know that Alex Jones only gets hard when the kids are dead.

You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheels...

WHY DID SHE TURN?!

Ah, a connoisseur of fine vintage I see :)

I think they had a nice design, but it somehow melted and rather than fix it, they just went with it. And then it got stung by a bee, and didn’t know it was highly allergic.

Jesus take  Tweel

More like Formula #2. 

“Hey, Steve, how did the man who survived pancreatic cancer through homeopathy cross the road? Give up? In a coffin. Because he’s dead. You get it? Steve? Steve? Where are you going? I’ve got more jokes.”

Knd of sad they only sold 300 of these when Fisher-Price sold literally millions of the full EV version over the years.

Don’t care. This is a Rich Whyte people problem.