Should be enough for the headline every day.

A good lesson to take from this is that it’s never a good idea to use racial slurs at work.

Does Donald Trump count? He’s Putin’s puppet creature.

The concrete is curing just fine. It doesn’t need more retardant.

I’ve been sitting on this image all weekend waiting for this. 

Side note. The Crow vs Predator would probably be emo as fuck.

At this point, we can make some reasonable assumptions about Toyota’s production timeframe:

Someone told her not to worry about the car catching fire since she’d be underwater on her loan.

Oh that one, cause I was going with...

WB Exec: The Dark Knight really touched me.

DIARY PRIDE sounds like milk that comes from gay cows.  You know what gay cows eat? HAAAAYYY

The best part is 7 seconds in. The part where he tries to get out the door by pushing his girlfriend into the cop.

Huh, what happened? I was just reading and settling in for an interesting article and then poof! Nothing else? I feel cheated.

Why won’t Congress and the President investigate the rumor that I just started that Stephen Miller is eating some of these babies? That, since college, he has frequently enjoyed the taste of Latino baby flesh? #lockhimup #buthiscannibalism #theyhavefakenewsihavefakenews

Hit the road, jack. And don’t you come back no more No More NO MORE No more.

Also bullshit is their policy of not offering percentage discounts on the unlimited plans that were available on the per-GB plans. Our family plan is about $20/no cheaper to stay with the high-GB plan plus discount than to go to an ‘unlimited’ plan without the government employee discounts.

Maybe humans just aren’t cut out to use driver-assistance systems.

they tried that in the 80s and 90s, those ground force packages occasionally became up force packages

Cheesy photo filters can be pretty impressive on toys. I’ve enjoyed taking this kind of photography lately...

I often see white parents with obviously adopted black children, I’d call the police but they’d probably arrest the kids.