Can confirm “right, good” as British attempt to smooth over a bad situation... First encountered this as a child when I accidentally kneed my British dad right in the nuts and that was the first thing he said after all the dramatics

I sing to myself when I’m doing something dangerous, just to ease the tension... “standing on a ladder/feels kinda shaky/no one here to catch me/if I fall and neck goes breaky” or “cooking with no shirt on, cooking bacon topless, grease is flying everywhere, maybe I should stop this”

Congrats?

The Mrs. moniker in general bugs the shit outta me... But then again it’s the easiest way to let everyone know which man a particular woman is owned by.

Or the fact that he wasn’t looking at her AT ALL?

If I ever have a baby it’s gonna have to buy its own pot bc that shit adds up. And I am in the greys everywhere but don’t really understand or care much how it works bc I am mostly a lurker. A looooooooongtime lurker haha (but sometimes I like sending comments out into The Void)

starred for bravery (despite the emptiness of the gesture as I too languish in the greys)

Holy crap my vagina just sealed itself shut

Mid 60s? I feel like this is Guinness-worthy

At will is for everyone’s protection

Did you just take a historiography class or something?

I think the key is to say something. It’s like when your best friend has a miscarriage - you don’t have to say the exact right thing, but you’ve got to make the effort.

ummm, hellooooo!

“But, but... *hushed voice* why is she even still alive then?”

Same here! are you left-handed, by chance?

I’m not the OP (so feel free to tell ME to fuck off) but I have two dogs with medium/high prey drives who live a mostly calm existence with a cat and a bearded dragon. Two principles I find very effective when disciplining or training my dogs is 1) divide and conquer the dogs and 2) tired dogs are well-behaved dogs.

Everyone eventually goes into cardiac arrest but only some people have heart attacks.

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Ok, again, can we phrase this differently so it isn’t insulting to EMS workers? The “ride to a hospital that didn’t save the child’s life” sounds like a judgement on the skill and care of the crew that picked him up, as if it would be okay to shoot a child in cold blood and then bill his family for the subsequent…

Back to front is where UTI’s come from!