With your combination of a magnificent beard and pasty white skin, all you need is some actual muscles to pull it off.

I always seem to agree with the critics more than the audience score on Rotten Tomatoes, mostly because I’m a sarcastic piece of shit who cracks jokes at plot holes, filler, poor dialogue, or anything else. Only engaging movies attract my attention enough for me to stop cracking “witty” comments.

Cultural appropriation is one of those phrases where if someone says it, you can immediately determine what type of person they are.

Oh my fucking god this is why I hate this site.

When you say we won’t advance until we respect children’s lives, you don’t include unborn children in that statement, do you?

Well there’s your problem. If you consider every rape accusation that’s gone to court an actual rape, then of course you can say that he is getting more time than them. You can’t count every accusation as proof of the incident. The only people who can objectively be called rapists are those who have gone to court and…

XCOM. It’ll be Saving a Private Ryan with aliens.

“Dozens of (white, male) scientists”

I bet they aren’t as good as Trump Steaks, though.

I’d like to know how many Native Americans are upset about this versus how many internet bloggers are upset about this.

I can never take someone who says “cultural appropriation” without sarcasm seriously. She borrowed concepts for the American school from the Native Americans because they are in America. How is this appropriating culture?

To be fair, his review was well below the average score of the current reviews. Maybe he had an off day or just didn’t like the game, but there is an abnormal difference between it and other similar ones. For example, IGN Italy gave it a 9.3/10.

It’s really interesting watching this site rivalry play out, with the Gawkerites and Jezebel enthusiasts on one side with Kotaku players and Gizmodo guys on the other, with io9 as a contentious middle ground. It’s quite fascinating.

“Wonderful sister site”

I once thought that Gawko was the nuttiest part of this website chain. Then I found Jazzybell. Thankfully Gezmode, IOnein Kutuku are pretty good.

People keep sending us this Times of London article entitled, “I had sex with a man and I don’t feel guilty.” Two things about that. One: homosexuality is never okay. It’s not ever okay.”.

Console master race

“If handled properly (ie, not Whitewashed), this could make for a great adaptation.”

R00d

-Fighting back tears because you can’t get a tatto