The line drawn between Adolf Hitler and Donald Trump is both obvious and invisible—like it was etched using a thick black marker with ink only the sane can see.
And two right foots, no left.
Trump is one of those pairs of flip flops they sell out of big bins at the grocery store. He’s orange, of course, and both sets of straps are broken.
Rita Ora’s rendition of Horton Here’s a Who sung to the tune of “Pinball Wizard” really brought down the house at the reception.
Hope his burner phone is a Note 7 so he can literally burn his balls off.
I have come to terms with this current season being it’s last.
Why yes, when I think “ghetto” Fergie and Fat Joe immediately come to mind, thank you.
Both were playing at one time for me and with all the voices talking over one another, it sounded like I was at a housewive’s reunion.
I don’t know who to root for here. If I were Meghan or Shannon, I wouldn’t really want to interrupt my weekend to go visit some lady I hated. Keep in mind between this season and last season, Vicki has told both of those women that their husbands should/would leave them, with other nasty shit besides (and lying about…
Team Shannon and Meaghan all the way. Neither had an obligation to drop what they were doing to visit someone who is a bad friend, a liar, and an all-around asshole. I love that they didn’t pretend to care beyond asking if everyone was okay. I think they thought Vicki was lying or exaggerating and weren’t feeling it.…
I took my kid to an event this weekend. I was very excited and a lot of people I work with in volunteer committees were there. When people met my son and asked how he was, he kept replying “I’m bored and this is stupid.” I finally took him to the car, threatened to beat him, and put him on restriction.
Amusingly, the quote Doug Baldwin chose, “The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.” more accurately applies to Colin Kaepernick’s decision.
It’s dangerous, but sometimes you are just done with shit. She makes shitty money and this guy was going to take that shitty money anyway. What happens is just a visceral NO.
Does she have the one cure for crime? No way - she has MANYcures.