Praise be to Andy, fun Sonja is back. I’ve missed her so.

WELCOME BACK HIGH SUPREME JUDGE OF SHADE, COUNTESS OF READING, DUCHESS OF THE HAUGHTY EYE ROLL

Sacrificing Politigawker for the return of Shade Court was a small price to pay

I forgot to get ice cream and cones on the way home tonight for my pregnant wife. The petition to replace me has one signature so far.

It's hard for Trump to have a firm grasp on anything, given the size of his fingers.

Not a single one of these looked remotely good. I did my bun one handed whilst cooking dinner and then took the dog for a walk in a windstorm - still looks better than any of these!

Bothched by CHOICE.

We need this. We needed you. Thank you Kara.

MOM’S BACK

I understand the male dress code, nobody wanna fuck around and get dunked on in a Mosque.

No. There shouldn’t be nuts in any baked goods.

You’ll be fine. If you pee beforehand, watch out for that water pressure in the sink when you go to wash your hands.

I have a job interview in 10 minutes. Am I gonna do OK?

Regulators

I have worked as a designer for several US runway/luxury designers and have dressed many famous people. Here’s the scoop. MANY design houses are not large corporations. They have small sample rooms, with a couple of patternmakers and sewers. Most of the time, the sample room is working on 1. new styles for the…

“One needs to recognize the influence that peer pressure and the attitude of having to fit in can have on someone.”

I just don’t have words to describe how this hits.