It’s fascinating how Eva Green can create such complex and enthralling characters with so little effort.

Bonus: with the canon pronunciation (TAN-tih-vay) the nimber of syllables checks out.

Check the pencil.

To Word Jail with you, #Lexiconvict! ||Φ|(|´|Д|`|)|Φ||

Magnificent

Yup. I love that this series and Rogue One made it clear just why Leia and the rebellion are seen as a threat by a Galactic Empire with a Death Star and Darth Vader at their disposal...they have faced sabotage, loss of resources and more at the hands of the Rebellion’s smaller but focused guerrilla war all along.

Eva Green would even make a good Mary Malone!

Not in vein, when an injection is in the wrong place. Not in vain is what you want.

Star Dust-troyer.

From the director of ‘Get Out’ comes ‘The Occurencening’!

But can they “activate?”

So revenge porn is wrong unless it involves Hulk Hogan. Got it.

Not that anyone cares about my lady-boner, but I think Katherine Heigl looked completely gorgeous with a rounder figure. I think she’s really pretty, anyhow.

So it’s a leaked tape #2 for someone.

Clearly not a Hobbit

It was a Christina Aguilera song for an American Idol audition bad.

Walk on a treadmill during all the walking scenes for the full experience

Remember, it doesn’t so much matter what you eat for Denethor’s Grim Dinner, just that you’re really gross about it and get it all over your chin.

Leaving out Éowyn’s stew, I see. Good choice.

Holiday Inn drunk Karaoke singer bad...