Huh, I always thought Woody Allen was a basketball fan.

Good thing Curt Schilling’s Facebook Lock of the Week is undefeated,
the old boy needs all the money he can get to pay off Rhode Island.

It was rather cruel for Margot Tenenbaums to explicitly say you’re not a genius, Hamilton.

With Global Warming, they’re not going to be in the real FIFA for much longer either.

When there’s no more room left in hell, the dead will play for the Cleveland Browns.

SPORTS REPORTERS: We’re angry that Seahawk players don’t talk to us!
RICHARD SHERMAN: Let’s talk about the racial divide in this country...
SPORTS REPORTERS: Actually, we’re angry that Seahawk players don’t talk about stupid shit to us!

When you’re boulder gets this internet thing, you might wish to check the replies to this post.

Huh.

I thought Texas would have a better option than Kinkler.

Someone already brought this up. It’s just an incredible coincidence! Almost as though I did it by design... but for what conceivable purpose?

Wow, what a coincidenece that I use the exact same phrase! I’m going to buy a lottery ticket.

The Bears, USC, The Giants - when did Deadspin become the site to say your team sucks?

Burke hoping to get a date with Jolie after his courtship of Meagan Fox ended... poorly.

Sounds like the Coliseum is basically ancient ruins now.

I can’t make any Manziel jokes because I imagine someone horrifically sad will happen to him in the near future.

The homeless guy will probably be fine.

And when Schilling runs for the Senate in Massachusetts, this will be the least heinous thing about the man.

The Browns will also destroy the cardboard box of the homeless man who told them to draft Johnny Manziel.

And the most mysterious... with their strangely placed ellipses....

There’s a thought gnawing at the back of my head that this guy is going to live a happier and more satisfying life than me.

It’s Minnesota.

The most exercise they get is long walks through restaurants.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Only touchdowns scored in a stupid or funny way should count.