Unfortunately, none of those events are related to Ohio State or Oklahoma, so it would have been odd to base a joke on those things in this thread. However, if you got a good Sandusky line, there were multiple Joe Paterno threads yesterday.
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Nah, I feel like I’m pretty average at it.
Thank you.
I don’t know any of your fancy internet terms. I just came here to make tattoo jokes.
Wow. Brown tattooed that ball to the defender.
Ah yes, Joe Pa was framed by all the people who hated him before the scandal broke. People like... Barry Switzer, I guess?
There’s always the next game!
The Arizona State Punt Returner just made quite possibly the dumbest play I have ever seen. With only UTSA players around, he touched the ball (I wouldn’t say “made a play” because he had no chance to gain control over the ball) in a way that ensured only UTSA could fall on the ball.
It’s a minor fuck up no one will…
The defense is terrible and they fire the OC? Man, I wish I was Rex Ryan’s brother!
Wait.
The ramifications of what that means just hit me.
They’ve been out of division contention for a while now.
May the Ryan bros. coach the Bills for a thousand years.
Sure, he hits and pitches like Babe Ruth, but it’s just not the same if he doesn’t get beligerently drunk every night.
I got a lot flack last Cards Lost thread for suggesting they weren’t playing for anything.
Come on now, that would create an incredibly dangerous precedent. Victories should only be taken away if an investigation shows a booster bought a recruit lunch at McDonald’s one time.
made me a legal editor in a hidden kingdom of batshit crazy conservative financial publishing.
Christ. It even takes a 10-page letter for him to say, “I really want to focus on my music right now.”
They have to tell me if I’m at risk to lose money, they don’t have to tell me they’re at risk to lose money.
There’s something highly troubling about a sales pitch that says “we can lose money...” People usually don’t feel the need to say they’re taking a risk in a business transaction.
Dabo Swinney is clemsoning American history.
To be fair, the Cubs are still playing for something. They need to tune up for the playoffs. The Cards are more or less finishing up the string this season.