If CBS is willing to fire members of their NFL crew over fans’ complaints why hasn’t.... well, basically everyone, been fired yet?

“Addison Hustle”

Adidas overpaid to reach Tebow’s core audience segments. Sportswriters don’t wear sneakers and Trump supporters don’t exercise.

Can someone explain to me why not standing for the national anthem or saluting the flag or whatever is more disrespectful to the troops than, I don’t know, poorly funded health care for veterans? In fact, why aren’t all really horrible actions disrespectful to the troops? How dare you mock the sacrifices made my…

I should have known the person who would defend this play would bring up soccer.

I didn’t know Jonathan Lucroy was Korean.

I don’t care about the Seahawks at all. I almost never get emotional about sports.

The interception in SB 49 got me so angry that I stood up and kicked my coat repeatedly for a good 30 seconds. To have to witnes such undistilled stupidity was just too much for me to take.

So you’re saying this feature would be better if Joe Maddon wrote it? I bet he would be fantastic at it.

Carlos Beltran, New York Mets 2005-2011

Poor people can’t complain because they don’t work hard enough.

Rich people can’t complain because they’re successful.

Well, we eliminate a couple other groups for miscellaneous reasons, the only people who get to complain are.... mediocre sportswriters. Huh. What a shocker.

Las Vegas, of course, is famous for spurning seedy figures.

I get to be the one who does this? Okay.

*Cough*

What’s the big deal? The Diamondbacks have a Lamb playing for them.

Thanks everybody! Remember to tip your waitresses.

26 conversions in A.D. 46!

It’s like looking into a mirror!

You can talk a lot of kids off ledges when you look like that.

FINALLY, some homoeroticism while I’m trying to watch Men’s Roman-Greco wrestling.

To be fair, NBC doesn’t even consider the Olympics to be a sporting event.

Dear God.