No Surprises.

MUST. GET.

Us?

Just because he didn't finish doesn't mean it's free.

Hopefully some FIFA execs die of heat stroke in Qatar.

HE'LL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was referring to Jason Simmons.

The wrong Simmons is getting punished.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

They should never do the sprinkler on stage.

I think this was just a big misunderstanding. He thought he was going to be a slutty monster.

Horny Mitchell?

*plays "Sunshine of Your Love" riff very suggestively*

The A.V. Club

What about Pete Semen?

I never said most liberals are anti-vaccine. Just that most of the anti-vaccine people do seem to be liberal. But I'm not sure how much politics plays into those beliefs.

Yeah, they're watching TV shows…

They don't need @sonofneckbeard:disqus to tell them that.

My, he's thought about that way too much.

God's a Woman Trapped in a Man's Body