*cries*

That picture of Tim Cook and U2 looks so ridiculously forced it's funny.

*stands completely still*

I can't wait for the Justin Bieber-Kanye West collaboration/fight/whatever, because the O'Neal article that follows will be the best thing ever.

How the tables have turned…

[snark]

Including the AV Club's.

Kim Jong Un got 125% of the vote. We should be bowing down to him.

SOMEONE, PUT SEAN IN THE SMITHSONIAN!!!!!!

*picks up rice*

*violent strings*

Weird how it links to popular users @Dikachu

I…

"Mom, I'd like you to meet my friends: John, Jane, David, Matthew, @avclub-605302b7b2612ace0b5716f3285b7ba0:disqus, and Debbie."

Six degrees of separation in action!

The A.V. Club

How could anyone named @BonerTime:disqus not have any friends?

Why would I ever seek out the companionship of other people when there are these robots commenting on this website on which I happen to be the only real person?

Makes sense.

Why?