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Sharknado 3: A Third Sharknado

The March of the Sharknados

This revolving door has gone on way too long. So has this revolving tornado which also has sharks.

WHHHHAAAAAAATTTTT

All Animal Farm overalls are equal in price, but some are more equal than others.

JUST IN TIME FOR TEH OBUMMUNISTA TAKEOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES

THAH OLD MAN AND THAH SEAH IS OVAHRATED AH PERSAHNALLY PREFAH A FAHWELL TAH AHMS THAHT BOOK IS AH MATHAFAKAH

I think he bears a freaky resemblance to Joe McCarthy.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU BITCH

The Senate isn't affected by gerrymandering. But point taken.

You keep saying "worst president in 70 years." I do not think that means what you think it means.

Boy, that escalated quickly.

STOP WITH THE SMILEY FACES

Smiley faces don't make things automatically funny. You weren't even making a joke. Try again :)

Ted, you ignorant slut…

That's too bad. Really.

Hopefully she would've been an Oasis… person.

Sean O'Neal's Bieber articles are the only reasonable justification for Bieber's existence.

Has Weird Al taught you anything?