Ya know, even though no one is actually trying to take these idiots’ guns away - they sure seem to continuously demonstrate good reasons why we should take their guns away.
“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”
If we allow black women to sleep, then we allow black women to dream. Can’t have that.
And yet Becky McWhitetears will face no consequences from the university or police.
If you read the first line of this post and the beat to “Children’s Story” didn’t start playing in your head immediately, we can’t be friends.
I went to undergrad at Xavier in New Orleans, and while Hurricane Katrina may have temporarily sank my school beneath the waters, something in me knew that I was supposed to be there. One of the first things I did when it was possible to return in the aftermath was to help gut houses in the Lower Ninth Ward. Most were…
What bothers me more than anything is that the way Donald Trump speaks to and treats the press is literally fascist. The LAST thing they should be concerned about is this administration’s “feelings.”
I love Bill Cosby.
OK, but what are her powers? Costume? Tragic backstory? I’m thinking a star-theme is probably the easiest way to go.
I think the best course of action for the school would be to actually replace the RA and the campus police with a goat and two turkeys. They would probably spread less shit around them and have more positive interactions with students.
Rumor has it (not sure about statute of limitations), friends and I left a goat and 2 turkeys in my R.A.’s room for the weekend while he was away at an R.A. team building bullshit conference. Whole lotta pooping and peeing went on in that fools room that weekend. Someone should do worse to this R.A., and quickly,…
The coverup is worse than the crime. People say stupid shit all the time. Which is why I’ve always refused to sign up for Twitter and Facebook. I know I’m going to say something stupid at some point, and I don’t want to go into a job interview 5 years from now to be asked ‘can you explain what you meant when you said…
Thank god a “good guy with a gun” was there and...
I would fall down laughing if I heard that. In fact I want to find it.
Oh, I can totally do a vegan spread! My friend Becky, who I do Crossfit with, is a vegan. While we’re doing Crossfit, Becky let me know that nobody can be allergic to vegan foods. Kale, parsnips, soy burgers. It’s pretty tasty if you don’t, like, think it’s going to taste good while you’re eating it, especially after…
Sounds like you’re ready to come to my cookout. I hope you like potato salad and boiled chicken!
Oh nooo I loved my cordoroy op shorts..I can’t believe you brought that back...wow..points for days.
“Human gingerbread man.”
You should paint little pink rings around your eyes and I’ll introduce you anywhere you need to pass as, “My good friend Chad, he had a little accident int the tanning booth. You know how hard it is to get a good base tan...”
Little T? I’m gonna go ahead and assume the T stands for ‘toolbox’.