Family Guy, purely for the songs, frequent hits on Meg, Stewie’s often fucked-up scheming and possibly the funniest song they did before the whiners got their way re: legalisation...

If you want my opinion on “luxury” condos, here it is: they’re luxury as long as the services are maintained. They’re luxury as long as the gym memberships are paid, the building fees are paid, the servants are paid - and don’t you kid yourself into thinking there won’t be servants. Maybe they’ll take a leaf out of…

Oh, and one thing - has anyone asked these vapid non-entities if they’re satisfied living in their high-rises?

I’m going to rang here. I worked in social work when I left University and I saw the impact of high-rise living amongst the population of my city. People think super-talls and high rise apartments are the way to go. It depends on where you’re living. In my city - Glasgow - we built dozens of high-rise apartment…

Oh, Billy. I don’t want to have to do your job for you - but I will.

“Midwest Food Is Quietly Spreading Across the Country”

Is there no beginning to your skills, Kylie?  Let’s see how long this stays up after your disastrous attempt on Henry Cavill.

*hears the words “facial swelling”...*

If by salty you mean “written by a rapidly-ageing prolapsed twink”, then yeah. That is what an early-onset midlife crisis looks like.

Spigen cases are brilliant. They come in a variety of colours (so if you’re one of those prissy twits who just has to have a pink carbon fibre case then you live your best bulletproof Barbie bimbo self!) and they’re tough.  

Didn’t these prats learn anything from Doctor Who?

I’d have more anger if #GirlBossKaren there had ripped off ordinary people rather than bloated investment banks.

Gralia, you failed rentboy - is this the man you’re going to protect?

He does give off major fuckboi incel vibes...

One of the most delightfully batshit theories - that was later found to be entirely true! - was that ancient Scots were in contact with the Inuit and other civilisations that fringe the Arctic. In case you’re sitting there and going “What the hell?” there was a long-held theory about ancient Scots coming into contact…

““With one product dominating the category, consumers deserve another option. STARRY is bright, optimistic, and rooted in culture and fun.”

Hot take: women’s blazers too often look like a drag queen doing their level-best to do a Love Boat skit. I’m for dressing professionally, but you cannot tell me that a woman’s incapable of looking smart and professional in, say, a blouse or shirt or even a cardigan (heavens forbid women dress comfortably).…

Rape alarm. Get a rape alarm. When these mouthbreathers approach you, activate it and hold it against their ear and give them the fright of their lives. If you hurt someone, simple - just claim you felt threatened and intimidated. You’re not killing anyone, you’re not using lethal force (unless you insist on wearing…

Don’t forget that for some types, India isn’t part of Asia. That’s not a joke - there are some people out there who are shocked to learn that Asia is a fucking huge place with multiple ethnic groups and languages (for shits and giggles, tell your Average Basic American that the word caucasian comes from an outdated…

I don’t think he’d be allowed to choose where he serves his time, especially if Romanian nationals are involved.  Whilst he does hold a US passport, I don’t think the US would entertain the idea of his setting foot in the US to serve time, and likewise the British government will probably turn round and tell him to go…