With things like him there’s always a veneer of humanity that’s thinner than you think. It just takes one light scratch and the shit he hoped he could conceal just gushes forth.  I bet it won’t be the last thing that comes out.

I got a lot of crisis but little wandering...

Cultural appropriation is what White America does so well.  See:  every single Oirish/Scawdish LARPer.

It’s okay. You guys have L&P, Whittaker’s and BurgerFuel. Plus: chicken salt. Guard that with your lives otherwise that lot’ll come “liberate” you.

“Burgundy, France”

This isn’t the first time this prick’s threatened to walk away, I’m sure of it. I’m sure there was something muttered back in the days before the restaurant gave dozens of diners norovirus in, I want to say 2015 that he planned to shutter the restaurant for good and piss off and create an “urban farm”.

Never you mind, Brianna. You’ll never have gone there any way. There’s always Cracker Barrel.

Westwood didn’t play by the rules. That’s a bloody fact. Take a look at her womenswear from any collection and whilst most fashion designers were either designing dresses for skinny teenage boys (hello, Hedi Slimane, you pervert) or rich monied hags from Paris or Dubai (bonjour, every Parisian fashion house), Westwood…

YES TO MORE KATE!  As for Barnard...please don’t cast him as The Master.  God, please give that a rest...

Given the factoid about him keeping a tally of his “kills” in Afghanistan, that cost is only going to increase. Whoops, Harry, whoops...

Or burgers, which is what I assume Lil Kady, Brave Authoress of this shite, lives off.

So! Historical fact time!

Okay, we’re coming over.  I’ll bring the trifle and we’ll whip one of the lesser bloggers on this site into doing the dishes.

...a witch hunt in 17th-century Scotland

Don’t worry - the next series has them edging closer to the late-80s. Which means, hopefully, at least one of the guys (please be Steve, please be Steve) will go the Full George Michael...

Tell me you’re a Yank with zero experience cooking food beyond rehydrating ramen...

Haw! That lettuce gag was about Liz “Fuck me, it’s...” Truss - and she lasted for forty-four days. You lot can use it when this shit-show’s lasted longer than that.  Now, get off my lawn!  

Spider-Man came out in 2002, X-Men was in 2000. I remember there was a fair bit of press coverage about X-Men saying that Hollywood was nervous about a superhero film, considering that the monumentally shit Batman & Robin (avec bat-nips!!!) had come out only three years before and had been something of a flop (US$160…

Defeates?

You lot need salad. And, failing that, a Munchy Box.