I noticed the “what about” trolls and fuckwits were out in force the other day on various news sites as well.  The difference between this fucker and Epstein is that Epstein’s dead.  Tate, unfortunately, is not.  

I think Justin’s either taken too many edibles or he’s still fucked-up from the booze he had at Crimbo.  Just file his opinion piece under “generic click-baiting shit”. 

Oh my.

Yes, but we’re supposed to remember that a great deal of rapidly-ageing Millennials haven’t psychologically grown-up. They’re now the parents of the kids going to see films like this and we have to remember to be “inclusive” of everyone in our audience.

I had to restrain a very-Glaswegian snigger at the character Gerard “It’s not Jeh-rahhhrd, you plebs” Butler is playing: Brodie Torrance. The first name is one letter away from a tasty meat-based snack you get on the cheap from football (soccer, in basic) stadia, whilst Torrance is the name of a wee village on the…

Teen Wolf: Electric Moobaloo

“Why are you maiming that child, femmebot-created-for-a-very-particular-niche-market?”

“muffs were at the height of fashion in England and Scotland from the mid-17th century to the turn of the 18th century.”

I don’t know about you lot, but I love my hand-crafted shanks. The look of gratitude I get from Millennials as I plunge an artisanal spike into their tattoo-infested throat...it’s not so much the idea that I’m relieving them from their pathetic lives but that I did so with reclaimed cherrywood (sourced from the broken…

I hope he gets fucked up by the Romanians, I really do. Throw him in prison. Leave the penis-headed wee wanker there to fucking rot.  

*le sigh*

The Wagatha Christie Saga (which makes it sound like one of those books the Jezebel staff all read when they were tweens) was one of those media “events” that most sane people rolled their eyes at and ignored.  That said though - no one shat on a bed.  That was a plus point.  And, as every woman in my workplace…

In my experience, bullies like him are the easiest to pull apart (not physically because that’d be “torture” and “torture” is “wrong”) because they’re so insecure in their own skin.  

Wonder if we could get Belgium to have this “article” pulled just like the one on Henry Cavill this idiot fingered into existence...

“Kelly and Kim, two very wealthy white beige ladies”

“We tried for a long time to get a young Miss Marple, and maybe that influenced us with the whodunnit element here, but it’s certainly something that was intriguing as a character who you always see,”

“and an eccentric Frenchman will figure it all out in the end.”

I think you’ll find, in this context, it’s anilingus.  

I don’t think many people out there know what it’s like being a recovering addict or living with a former addict. We also have this weird cultural shift when it comes to alcohol and don’t recognise it as a seriously dangerously, easily-addictive substance that can destroy not just the addict’s life but those of the…

The fabulous thing about Doctor Who is that because it’s been around for such a long time there’s a fabulous back catalogue of villains and critters to bring into the show. Personally, I want a new Macra story. Why? Because I hate shellfish. But I’d settle for them to bite the big one...and bring back Romana.…