It’s refreshing to see an argument between a black man and a white guy with guns end without any casualties.

“Hi, I’m Lance Berkman, and I’m standing in front of Cleveland’s stadium for some reason.”

You had Rock of Gayges right there.

I’m not sure that was the convention, I think there was a lot of debate, but in any event, the circumstances were different. Josh McCown has never had as “good” of a full season as Smith had in 2011, and his most recent season was an abjectly awful disaster.

You should issue an apology for that shit comment.

Counter service, disposable utensils and dishes, even cheaper prices.

Man, what a Texas chain sod massacre?!?!

““This piece badly needs an editor.” - Jason Whitlock” -Jason Whitlock

Well if a guy with a fucked up hand can start a 40 without falling on his face, then I imagine anyone could.

My most grim moment was buying a month’s supply of Milk and Honey Original Cafe Mix.

Exactly. Nobody ever remembers that Nero was an awesome fiddler.

“If they make mistakes, you know, it’s not like they’re professionals. They’re just amateurs. Kids, really. Young, young boys. So young, these boys. Anyway, what were we talking about?”

I don’t see the Giants looking like, or being portrayed as, assholes here.

This is exactly right.

Shut the fuck up, Palin.

Why the comma?

He will be fined for this outburst, so he’ll just hand the NFL a himself check.

Will they change the badge to BMW as well?

If rampant fanaticism turns you off, I’m not sure Jalopnik is the right place for you. ;)

neither are my fave but this is a bold statement.