Not cool enough to get stolen. Beats walking. Simply a method of powered conveyance in which you stay dry. The world needs these bland point-A-to-B vehicles.

I’ve waited for 30 minutes to an hour many times upon arrival at Detroit (DTW) as there was no ground crew available to guide the aircraft to the gate.

I once had two identical 1986 Dodge Diplomats with the VINs 14 digits apart. I just swapped the license plate between the two. When I later went to sell one of the, I realized I had never even processed the title. Oops.

Time to start marketing a tannerite blanket to wrap around your fuel tank. 

I recently re-played it.  Just as enjoyable as the first time, but had the advantage of new gaming rig and looked even better!

In light of this, I’ll have to have my mom pore over my Halloween candy looking for pins and razor blades again.

I did some vehicle shopping at Dick Scott in Plymouth a few times some years ago. Most of their pre-owned vehicles were bottom-of-the-barrel former rental vehicles.  They ran high-pressure sales tactics and I got the hell out of there.  Not that they had anything to do with the topic at hand, but I found them to be a…

COTD!

My wife’s 94 year old grandfather made the final mile of his journey on a hay wagon, being pulled by the very first new tractor he ever bought.  It was a fitting end to his time on this earth.

Sold!  Where and when do I pick up?

Okay, $1.50 for a tire fill of 78% nitrogen.  Still a hell of a deal vs. that high purity shit they’re selling at the dealership.

Did you tell him you could get free air for your tires with a 78% nitrogen composition at home or at the gas station?

I am still sitting on the pennies I put aside for an Elio and would be elated if their product or something like what they were hawking ever came to fruition.

I’m confused. Why are they quoting MSRP at all on a 2016 vehicle is 71k miles on it?  Or is that them just using their poorly designed quote for for this very used vehicle?

Maybe it’s the resurrected ghost of Elio Motors.

I’ve never been nuts about resto-mods.  Sometimes they work.  This one does not.  I bet it would be fun to drive for a month or so, then I would lose interest.

The fishing seat one looks like what a Marvel Villain uses on the weekend to relax.

If only people always carried around with them a small ration of warm liquid that is already at about door handle height that could be used to thaw the handle.