There is a small, but devoutly faithful target audience for this sort of thing.

I think the ACA was a great idea, but the way it was sold to the American people obviously didn’t go over well.

I believe that is how we got the Affordable Care Act.

The turdsuckers at Discount Tire didn’t know that about old Mopars until they had snapped three off on one wheel, despite me telling them they were left hand thread, and the obvious ‘L’ stamped into the ends of the studs.

Useless Trivia Time: The late-model Dodge Durango wears ‘spats’ ahead of each front tire. They also are the first thing to break off when driving through deep snow:

Dodge has maximum frontal area limitations in towing section of their owners manuals as well

It might be time to find some new friends.

Especially if you have decent winter tires. Sometimes they just need to dig to terra firma.

Go Huskies! RWD anything up Agate Street earns you you Yooper merit badge.

Early AOL style per/hour subscription access to brakes. Send people random mailers with codes they can enter for 20 free hours of brake function!  Pay the man, dig through the dumpster behind a apartment complex looking for discarded junk mail with codes, or live life on the edge and go brake-free.

I have a $1200, 5.5' x 10' trailer from Tractor Supply that I tow with a minivan that ALSO has a payload capacity of 1.5 tons. Meh..

With just a little more effort, this could be turned into the Jurassic Park velociraptor transport ‘crate’.

At age 15, I pulled a pant-shittingly terrifying stoppie during hard braking whilst behind the wheel of a 1950's Unimog 411. It too could have used a little weight in the back.

I see George isn't wearing any PPE. Should we crowd source a CT lung scan for him?

What gives, David? Injecting oil fog? I thought all of your vehicles were 'self-basting'.

I have owned several M-body mid-80s Mopars (Diplomat, Fifth Avenue, Fury) and always preferred the headlight on top of the cluster.

I don’t know what they’re like in your area, but the windshield washer caddies around here are filled with what I can only imagine is a jungle juice concoction made from tobacco spittle, the retched liquid from a dog’s anal gland, and decomposed mouse slurry. I sure as hell wouldn’t touch any part of my body to it. I…

Do NOT get T-boned in one of these.  

My 2009 Toyota Matrix squashed between a school bus and small sedan in front. All four doors still opened without effort.