Same here...

Maybe the remains of Canoo can partner with the shell of Elio motors to successfully not produce anything together.

I’m thinking the Cirrus should have had these stuck to the front, back, and sides.

Is it time to scrap the Spruce Goose yet for the value of its lumber?

Note how quickly the teeny pickup-based tow truck arrives and the ease with which it attaches to the trailer and drags it away.

My parents T-boned an early 90's Taurus wagon that ran a stop sign in their Eagle SX/4. The Taurus was ripped in half. The Eagle got a new front clip and hood and motored on for several more years.

Airbag recalls are just another opportunity for a joint effort by George Soros and Bill Gates to put microchips in your car while giving you autism. Any idiot knows that you need exposure to shrapnel in your face once in a while in order to build natural immunity.

Attach it to a stray cat or dog.

Can we expect stickers with this artwork in the Jalopnik store?

Having released unintentional fire in unintentional places myself whilst wrenching, I always do hot work near the door or outside so that any accidental spread of fire is no danger to the building. You got real lucky, David.

GoFundMe starting in 3....2....

Oh, and he looks like Danny DeVito, any time between 1985 and present.

I’ve always been drawn to the tail lights on a 1972 Chrysler Newport like a moth to a flame.  They really tie the car together:

Just saw on twitter that a crew was hanging over the side on a scaffold with some paint, changing “Ever” to “Zero Fucks”

Hahaha, I’m pretty sure the government of Panama is just a drunk guy in a linen print shirt and khaki shorts, sitting at a card table in a 50 year old mobile home. On the table are a rotary telephone, a smoldering cigar, and a nearly empty bottle of rum.

“Michigan man dies after being run over by his own vehicle. Witnesses say they saw him driving at a low rate of speed, then suddenly disappear through the floorboard.”

That was a 1995, but close enough! I was more enamored with the Jeep J10 Honcho in that movie than anything.

The healing energy of the crystals works better when you spell out, “TAKATA”, with them.  May as well install a Tullock Spike: https://jalopnik.com/theres-actually-a-name-for-a-steering-wheel-with-a-big-1791445206

I sure wish that somebody, somewhere, would make a modern version of a 1940's business coupe. I’d be in line with my checkbook out. Along with at least 2 or 3 other people: