I think this is a problem that younger kids aren't thinking about. I'm of an age where I had internet for most of my life (I'm 29, we got internet in our home when I was 10), but I feel pretty lucky that I grew up before its full cultural saturation. I teach middle schoolers now and they all — literally, almost all…

Every time I see these stories, I can't help but think, "Well, that person will never have a totally clean Google search." This girl is cool, I love that she loves her body, but damn, now that media outlets have picked up her story, every one of her future employers is going to see her in her underwear.

How exactly does slowing food distribution interfere with another cat stealing food? And while knowing who is stealing is valuable, the feeder still has no way to STOP the behavior. Are you saying the feeder will start to give less food to the stealing cat and more to the ones being stolen from? Wouldn't that just…

If a friend ever tries to share a video of their cat eating I swear I will blow up the internet

Where does he know he is not allowed to go? He goes there.

And you can share the videos of your cat eating with your friends too! Oh my god, I think we have found someone who will hate this thing more than your cat!

Ha ha! Of course this is a hoax because it shows couples playing with cats! Everyone knows we cat people are sad, lonely women with no men in our lives! HA HA HA Ha Ha ha ha heh huh- *sob sob sniffle* *runs off to snuggle with cats*

Been there. After I got my illustrious degree and found that the entire country was short on jobs, I was a manager at a well known shoe store. When talking to a woman who hated me from the word go and I have no idea why. I wasn't rude or mean in any way. She was buying shoes for her son, she looked at me and said,…

When I worked at Target during graduate school and people pulled the "You should have gone to college" followed by the "What's your major" I always responded "Engineering" just to see the look on their faces. It wasn't engineering, it was Public Affairs, but whatever.

I was working retail at a huge department store chain one holiday season. One day right before Christmas, we had huge rush of people last minute shopping and the lines were incredibly long. I had been at my register for hours without a break because the line never would die down.

One of my favorite retail stories involved this one woman with a horrible world-travel superiority complex. You know the type— those people who wear crisp, breezy linen clothes 365 days a year and smell like patchouli and wear VERY expensive jewelry?

they live in a world where the only reason anyone is doing anything at any time is that it is the exact thing they choose to be doing?

"If you had just gone to college ..."

Oh, FUCK YOU, lady. Fuck you so hard. Meanwhile Ellie Moore, you and I are BFF's now. It is decided.

The only time anyone ever dared to make a remark like this to me, I was working at Eddie Bauer on a morning shift. Some lady took umbrage to my (corporate mandated), "Wool socks are…

Nothing is ever wrong until something is wrong. Since I can't seem to feel my own ovaries or uterus, I'm okay with going in to have someone do it for me. Someone has got to tell me if anything is really off kilter, because unless something hurts or my vag gets messed up somehow, I do not otherwise know what's going…

1) it's amazing how much of this you learn/notice working in a grocery store with psychotic food safety standards. for example: we often don't have sprouts for sale because they failed to hit the right temp and humidity upon arrival, so they get sent back. :(

2) raw milk makes really good cheese, but the FDA/CDC say…

What I don't see on the list: donuts, ramen, hot dogs, mac and cheese. Cool, I'm good then. Carry on.

It's the insurance that's earned as compensation, not the birth control. However, if birth control is something that my doctor and I decide I want or need, it's not so much that I'm entitled to it but that I've PAID FOR IT AND SHOULD GET IT. Know why we need it? Because genius' like you feeling entitled to "fast…

don't feed the troll :)

False equivalence, try again.