I’m self employed, working in insurance (not health or life) and so far we’ve had a few customers come in that “forgot their mask”, we just ask them to get them, and it hasn’t been a big deal.

But one customer, of a very uniquely privileged variety, marched into my office without a mask, I asked them nicely about their…

Name changing a stadium is dumb. My beloved Chicago White Sox played at Comiskey Park, like, forever. Comiskey Park also known as Kominsky or Kominski Park depending on your neighborhood. Then they changed it to US Cellular Field. Then changed it again to Guaranteed Rate Field. Jagoffs.

Thank you for your service.

Most yoga studios I see is a sea of pink skin. 

Leave it to white people to commoditize yoga.

NEVER trust a self proclaimed spiritualist of any kind.

Hun, she didn’t wrongly think she knew the owners. She was consciously lying as a flex to put a person of color in his place, never dreaming for a minute that she was speaking to the owner himself. 

The thing is, the disease is new, but the countries who kept pleading with Americans to use masks had already been through SARS and knew that masks worked. Health experts in Hong Kong couldn’t understand why Americans didn’t want to wear masks, given the evidence:

No. The point is that he actively discouraged people from wearing them, telling us there was no reason to, and that they were of no use. This information sticks in peoples brains and you can’t undo it now. It never made any sense to educated, thinking people, since if they were needed for nurses to not catch it, then…

So in summary...never trust white people with dreads.

I wish someone had consulted with me. I have plenty of master/slave alternatives: 😉

lol. No I haven’t sorry. Not everyone says dumb, sexist/racist things on the internet. I’m sorry I can’t help fix your clearly guilty conscious.

If these were found on his LiveJournal when he was 15 then that’d be okay. But I have 5 pets and they are all older than these tweets are. He was a grown ass man when he…

It really fucking sucks. It’s like cinematic TB. I have no idea what happened to Brest after Midnight Run, which is one of the best movies of the ‘80s.

It’s three in the morning here in Australia. I’ll go with it being a perfectly suitable time for drinking.

Jesus Fucking Christ.

Dude I’m trying not to think about it. That shit is activating portions of my brain that’re definitely better left dormant. Also possibly melting my spine. Is it too early to start drinking?

Show the court on the teddy bear where California hurt you.

It really could be a lot worse...

Still better than Imagine Dragons. 

What is this? An airplane for ants?