You forgot to start with “Well, actually...”

So airlines are pushing the TSA, famous for security theater, to do medical theater.

How about the Beltways Snipers, who converted their Caprice into a rolling sniper hide.

He didn’t do that either because the president can not create new branches. This was reactivated and given a new name and landing page on the web. But thanks for playing.

Don’t you mean it’s garbaage?

People crashing literbikes is what scared me away from motorcycles for years. Knew a guy in my platoon that bought one against the advice of our platoon sergeant. Killed less than a month later when he t-boned a car pulling into traffic. Had a roommate that was weeks from getting out of the military and bought a…

What I appreciate most about onigiri is most japanese markets is that while they LOOK ready to eat, you actually have to assemble them first. There’s a layer of plastic wrap between the rice and the seaweed that keeps them separate, so the seaweed stays crisp while it’s all wrapped up, instead of a soggy mess that it…

My biggest concern here is that they discover actual vikings who come back to life and ravage the earth. Are there any precautions to prevent this from happening? Because if we have to deal with vikings after murder hornets...

They’ll be on a viking ship. They should bring mead!

I think that would work! They’ll need to bring lots of booze though. As a former archaeologist, I can say that the worst part of living with archaeologists is living with archaeologists.

That gets you an old school yeaaahhhhhh

Now it’s a Porsche Taycan’t.

...all washed down with some of this no doubt....

Walker, who is a registered gun owner, has been charged with first-degree assault and attempted murder of a police officer.

-An organism outside its environment is without context. Humans act aggressive when placed in an environment with limited resources and much competition, like an other animal would. 

Also, if that kid is Trump, one of his quarters is borrowed from his dad, one is borrowed from a Russian kid at school, one is borrowed from a Chinese classmate, and one is borrowed from a Saudi kid he met at a party.

At first I thought you were referring to the 90's grunge band and wondered if they became Trump supporters.

What are you implying exactly; that he’s doing this to “nurture” the consumer confidence in hope that this will help the economy? (Honest question.)

There was a TV version produced that’s a full 3 hours long and restores a bunch of stuff, but it shouldn’t be viewed as a director’s cut because Lynch wasn’t involved and even had his name removed from the credits. Still, if you can find a copy, it will give you an idea of what else he shot.

Also, the music (some of it by Brian Eno!). You can totally sing along with the opening theme by chanting the movie’s title. You can’t do this with a whole lot of movies.