It’s too soon for Thoughts & Prayers™, we’re still at step one which is Blame Radical Islamic Terrorism™ (but only if the guy isn’t white).

A homunculus crafted out of old jack-o-lanters and blonde merkins.

That is unless you are referring to him being owned by Russia. In that case it’s appropriate to call him red..

I could’ve sworn he was red in an Enquirer photo I saw. (AKA Trumpussy’s Weekly World News).

What about all the orange tomato hybrids, like summer cider?

“I’m an adult wearing a football jersey! You’re wearing a t-shirt from a team that my team doesn’t like!”

THhppppt!

Have a bit of a break and try again. Starting from book two and skipping book four may help. (But I’m a book four hater. Someone else may tell you different.) If your library has a comics section for adults, you may also have better luck with the graphic novels.

Don’t be a pushy douchebag should be a part of every parents’ lessons to their teenage boys haha. It sounds like your kids are really lucky to have you.

I’ve seen drunken frat boys in a bar fight while blowing a .30 with better head movement than Rousey.

Agreed. We need to start separating the terms “anti-Semitism” from “anti-Zionism.”

Or how you must protect the children but only until they need protection in the form of government aid. The other day I saw someone pull the “abortion is murder” argument and then when someone pointed it that no abortion means children who need welfare support, he said “it’s not my responsibility to pay for your…

We really should start spreading rumors in China about the healing properties of Republicans.

That’s not egg...

I can say with 100% certainty that this is not true.

And yet McCarthy’s right hand hellspawn, Roy Cohn, was a Trump family friend for quite some time. Proving yet again there is no honor among thieves.

Very few will get it, but nice work , take your star

huevos!

the greatest trick the billionaire ever pulled was convincing the hundredaire he actually cared.

Psh, that’s just what you want us to think. I bet you’re some liberal cuck false flag planted to distract us from the real conspiracy of how the Koch brothers are going to round up all the left handed people and turn them into gay conservatives! Pizzagate is bullshit! Open your eyes to Reacharoundgate!