Is that a HANS neck protector he's holding, or a hemorrhoid donut?

I would NEVER compare a hot woman to any Toyota. Unfortunately, Jennifer Aniston is not hot. She's the feminine equivalent of unflavored yoghurt. She's white toast, with margarine on it. She's the safe, boring chick that middle aged women can not feel threatened by so Hollywood promotes her incessantly. She…

When I was in HS, my restored-ish '68 hardtop with a full tank of fuel, spare tire and me in the driver's seat weighed in at 2750lbs. Drive up truck scales at the Co-op are one of the very few advantages to growing up in a wheat farming town in BFE...

Only if He affixes a new VIN plaque and assigns a unique serial/build number. Just cause He's the creator of the universe doesn't mean he gets around the DOT, man!

Or they could just let them run for mayor like Austin, Tx, did:

The Super20 is Jennifer Aniston? Perish the thought! That Miata is small and quick and responsive and something you really, really want to spend quality time with outside of public view. Jennifer Aniston is the pre-packaged, prime-time approved "hot girl". In other words, Jennifer Aniston is the Toyota Corolla S…

Awwww...

There looks to be a fence post between it and the car on its left.

Unfortunately that behavior isn't necessarily endemic to America's Wang (Florida). In Denver and other mountain cities they have had to pass ordinances banning warming your car up in the morning cause it's a ready source of cars for scum-bags to steal and do wicked, bad, evil, naughty things with.

Come on, we all know it's not the sale-pukes who are the biggest problem in buying a car. It's the slimy cork-soakers in the financing department who write up the purchase. Sales-pukes just tend toward being uninformed, greedy and uninterested; that's what they're paid for. The finance guys (and gals, I assume)…

I believe capitalism has its advantages but the free market is not the highest form of human expression. Some of the big advantages we're seeing in development now, like small, lightweight and fuel efficient engines, are direct results of requirements given to the manufacturers. CAFE requirements force mfr's to look…

Old joke, but you have to pay attention to keeping the smoke levels up. If you let too much electrical smoke out things get bad:

I'm all for dropping the curb weight of all vehicles. I think their should be specific penalties for the over-weight pigs that car companies keep marketing, whether it's stupid-large SUV's, hugely over-built "light trucks" or sedans and coupes and 2+2's like the Pony.

Yeah, he nearly lost his BMW pilot's license for that. He recovered by backing into a new FIAT in the pits, then driving off without leaving a note though...

She parked upon the parallel lines; that means she successfully parallel parked it, right?

Boomer!

Ok, so you didn't feel like you could afford to quit after the first time you were jumped with a taser at work? Um. Ok. So, how about this? Take a quick visit to the service department and borrow a pry bar or even a good tire iron. Wait till the guy who tased you has his back turned and slam the pry bar into the…

Not true! The Governor is also abhorrent and all the UT fans are pretty awful, too.

"drivers may compensate for the distraction of cellphone use by... consciously driving more carefully during a call."

I guess my version of this has always been not caring what they think. I've spent lots of hours in public speaking, from being on stage to debate to presentations and I honestly don't care whether or not "they" like me. I want to get information across and to make sure those who want the information I'm presenting…