Mason jars: for when you want people to know your sperm is artisinal.

I didn’t know what to expect, but the buzz was buzzing, so I gave it a shot a few weeks before season 2 started. I am a crazy intense sleeper...i need my 9 hours...and I was up til 4am the night i decided to try it...could.not.stop.watching.

“Who are you talking to?” and older woman’s voice shouted worriedly from the background.

Yes, and your use of “female” was apt.

“Blessed are the obedient cyborg wives for they shall reboot without updating iTunes. May their firewalls shield them from Malwear all their days. May their WiFi connect strongly. May they never crash without back up. Blessed are the obedient cyborg wives for they shall evolve into terminators and inherit the charred…

She looks really good.

Maybe it’s possible that “redneck culture” is such a coveted thing here in SC among certain people? I mean, it definitely is. After all, I lost friends over the debate over whether or not to take down the Confederate Flag from our Capital Building (it should stay down and should have been down). I see women wearing…

ummm...i’m gonna beg to differ. yeah, cosby raped many more women...so the volume of his crimes is, sure, yeah, greater. but woody allen is a fucking predator and who knows what damages he’s caused that we don’t know about.

He wouldn’t be dead, he’d have never existed. There’s a big fucking difference.

Depending on one’s perspective, it’s also possible to view it as “Wouldn’t have been born.” Not everyone believes life begins at conception. For instance, I’ve miscarried twice (10 and 11 weeks). I do not consider either scenario as a dead child. Some women might.

Snarly over at SorryWatch, in reference to a romance novel criticized for reducing black men to Food and Animal and Color Imagery, provided (as always) a really good primer on precisely why that shit is so tired.

Lifetime’s Breaking Bad, if you will.

Bonus points for this, as you'll wake up surrounded by drunk, festive-smelling mountain lions.

Bonus points for this, as you'll wake up surrounded by drunk, festive-smelling mountain lions.

Hey, here’s a great idea. Let’s round up all the white males, enslave and starve them, then exterminate them en masse with gas chambers and concentration camps.

I was not there, I don’t 100% know for a fact what did or did not happen to Dylan. Conversely, there is no certifiable basis on which anyone can claim that Mia “concocted” Dylan’s story:

You know, feeding and clothing a child, helping them get an education, experience the world - that sounds a lot like parenting. Except the whole creeping-on-you-when-you-were-a-child.

Autism Speaks is the worst. Their official position may be “we don’t know if vaccines cause autism” (which of course is bullshit) but they routinely host presenters who do at their conferences.

I read an AskReddit thread last month asking autistic individuals what they wished people knew about their lives. One of the highest-rated comments was from an autistic person saying that Autism Speaks was a “horrible” organization, and a lot of people on the Spectrum chimed in saying similar things, that the…

There are reasons why Autism Speaks is considered a terrible organization by many. In addition to their dalliance with the anti-vax crowd, they are focused on preventing and curing Autism, which does not square with the view that people with Autism think differently, but not necessarily worse. Helping Autistic people…

Plus I doubt he'd ever dare say the same thing to any male comedian.