Do you ever play the “guess what the Corvette driver looks like” when you see a Corvette? I do and it is always the same old white hair with a baseball cap. 

Maybe a hot take but I submit white men are predisposed to not speak up against power. We (I’m a white dude!!!!!!!!!) benefit from just fitting in, going along and keeping our mouths shut. Ryan is an excellent example, as is every useless white male that leaves Trump administration. What’s more, we are often oblivious…

Let us not forget that he named his NBA franchise the “Bobcats” after himself. 

We should hate and disrespect wealthy people and induce them to donate their wealth to poor people and not conspicuously spend their wealth. There is no downside to this strategy. 

Nostalgia is a powerful drug. I had a 1985 Chrysler Laser, which was probably the “luxury coupe” of the Dodge Daytona K-car. It was junk for sure—oil leak, trans leak, head gasket replacement all well under 80K miles—but it always ran. Nevertheless I currently pine for a Shelby K-car. My mom had a K-car turbo Lebaron…

They did come out of hiding. While they were gone the Dems lost sufficient votes to pass the carbon trading bill (aka stop subsidizing polluters bill) that led them to leave. 

I am a plaintiff’s lawyer and all of my cases are contingency fee. Some cases are wildly expensive to litigate—costs can easily go into six figures. The clients that have these claims do not have any money to advance so the lawyer must advance, hold that cost for the years it takes to litigate and hopefully get it…

American football is so impressive because no matter how incompetent, stupid and disingenuous the people running it are, it is still kind of fun to watch. 

I am going with #3 unless there is an orthopedist take about the disconnectedness of the calf injury and Achilles. It is possible KD could have ruptured it first game next season. 

Such a beautiful piece. I am happy she shared it with us. And selfishly it makes me feel better about being from Indianapolis. 

$500,000 is an outrageous amount of money. That this knob can afford to pay it makes this whole situation more sad. 

2nd Gear: Do we know the ages of those buying new vehicles these days?

Boston is a shitty, racist college town with professional sports teams (and some good historical items). 

A million stars for being in my brain. 

Have adults always been this bad?

Give er hell!!!!!!!!!!!

What motivates you to write this? What truth does it promote?

But that is her allure. She is beautiful, sophisticated and kind but also aloof so you have no hope of spending any real time with her. But you keep trying.  

My only quibble with this beautiful glorious ode to Celtics sucking is that Larry Bird is why many Pacers fans hate the Celtics. The Celts pushed Larry out and when he was Pacers coach the players took special interest in beating Boston. 

White people are a serious problem. Trouble is we whites have been taught our entire life that we whites are the bestest of them all because REASONS!