Oh my lord. I am getting the golf ball one, and everyone I know that tee's off is going to get a big surprise on the green. This is going to be great. Swing - SPLAT.

Would you like to caress my avatar?

Thank you sir.

Barnyard, not canine.

Barnyard, not canine.

OOOOHHHHHH!!!!! *FLUSH*

Real tits or go home.

I would fuch her arse.

You are an idiot.

You are an idiot.

Matt- do you want a medal, or a chest to pin it on?

Loved me some Pac Man 2 also.

Didn't get much better than this as a kid.

Vaginas also itch.

BYOW.

Step One - Go to work holiday party.

Listen up. My balls itch, and I dont say that to be a troll. If I wasn't alive, why would my balls itch? What chemical process, or string theory, or Christian ideal states that balls will itch?

This is a desert island cd. You know what I mean. I could listen to this any time of year.

I name mine "Grandma's Pussy" that seems to keep most of them astray.