To get any sort of reaction, positive or negative. They’re money-motivated scumbags.

You gotta wonder just how stupid these people are. He’s literally diagnosed with a disease that makes him unable to speak, why the fuck are you yelling “How are you feeling Bruce” at him 

This is another strike against them. As a result of the 2022 hack, LastPass has been dropped from a list of recommended password managers. I was a customer for many years. I’ve cancelled my LastPass account and switched to a different password manager. I recommend checking 1Password

Tom Bombadil Returns! - And he’s taking Barrow-wights names!!!

Ultimately, though, you really can’t argue

I’m going to quickly hide under my desk after typing this, but ... it doesn’t look horrible?

I’d just let the world end.  A god that demands human sacrifice is not worth appeasing.

I’m not willing to throw ALL Floridians under the bus for this, but I’m willing to push a whole lot of ‘em in front of it.

Shut all these bullshit roadside zoos down by force.

So they had a full day and didn’t tranq it? Jesus. 

He’s not wrong, and this sounds like excellent date night viewing for Valentine’s Day!

“And I’m sure her.”  And that, ladies, gentleman, and everyone else, is what comedy is for.  

Ok, now’s he smoking crack. 420 and no pot connection my ass.  A junior high student is aware of the term and relationship.

100% mayo is great for subbing butter. BUT do NOT use miracle whip, good looorrrd you will destroy your pan.

Frostbitten phallus is humanizing? I’ve never been anywhere close to that!

Frosted Todger is my new Brit-Punk cover band.

It’s that and also to show how it was hard for him to do something as simple as make a doctors appointment because of press intrusion.  It’s a funny story and you need some funny stories in a memoir.

I’m not saying it’s the Mormons but....

Seriously. Also, how hard could it be to drill open the lock box and see whats inside. If I could guess, I’d say its likely a raspberry pi. Pull the SD card and see whats on it.

Other people have guessed they could be HAM or GMRS repeaters. I doubt its HAM (They’re notoriously sticklers about FCC rules) but maybe GMRS.