I mean it’s a good movie, but I’m not sure it needs to be on its third theater release for fuck’s sake.

Again? I’ll be the first to admit that I like the movie but I mean...again?

A-bloody-pparently he has

Who greenlit this article?

You can do whatever you want but it might be good not to. Just make a habit of not saying it ever.

Do secret characters from Smash Bros. count? If so I’m gonna go with Wolf O’Donnell from Star Fox.

It’s AM and KR, which stands for Keith Rainier, the head of the cult.

Pretty tall for a woman. Taller than me anyway.

that is not what i was thinking

You mean awesome like very large, right? Like a kaiju?

He is fucking lucky to be alive

My mother in law is constantly telling me what a great father I am and for a long time I didn’t get it. I never had experience with kids before I had one, I can’t cook, and I’m not a great housekeeper. But I try, I always try, and I never, ever shirk. I asked my wife about it once and she pointed out that her dad…

Isn’t that Jaime King?

No one is being brought up on criminal charges. You should have to prove what you say if you expect to get any kind of settlement of course, but in cases like these no one is required to treat anyone as though they’re innocent until proven guilty. If I find their story believable, then I believe them. Much more often…

All of you guys are responding to a joke, so...

Not as far as I know. Just that Amazon is investigating an accusation by a former assistant.

Maybe. Could also be that I don’t really worry about getting clowned on a Deadspin comment board.

I think a significant number of them are joking too. Running gag and all.

It’s not even my team lol. I have been playing against him the last couple of weeks when it looks like he’s finally going to be suspended for sure and then he gets unsuspended, so I want to know what’s up.

I absolutely would just to make people mad but I don’t think it would be very funny.