1 tweet about a poorly executed pie hardly makes for the earth shattering news story that you want it to be.

It seems like you are missing the connecting factor to all of those examples: white men with money

That is literally the solution to your woes, so yes, you are welcome. 

I used to wonder why so many people had issues using public bathrooms.

I don’t want to live in a world that sings the praises of ultra produced fake meat products while saying that growing weed indoors is going to destroy the planet based on the habits of one grow facility.

It’s a charming little spot, but the wait for an open lane can get pretty crazy.

because not enough people were paying attention to the big tobacco branding before.

There are plenty of people in my city that street park ($60,000+) luxury vehicles.

a ton of people in the state are embarrassed/angry/frustrated by what our state leaders are doing.

Researchers at Jilin University in Changchun, China, have come up with a method for making transparent displays that look as good as the screens on our mobile devices- when placed against a white background.

I’m pretty sure drone racing is still the weirdest thing I have come across while flipping channels. No doubt some people are extremely skilled with the joysticks, but I would still have sweaty palms flying one around in my living room, let alone a museum on a very carefully planned “track”

If you don’t get to move the mouse car around by pulling on its hair, they really fucked up. 

Mumford & Sons’ banjoist

This is the best I have seen in terms of the value of the items that they had to work around with the potential of hundreds of millions in damage with a single wrong turn.

correct, but I wouldn’t want to use a toilet without a seat.

correct, but I wouldn’t want to use a toilet without a seat.

Shoot it right under the pack, doc!

It’s a shame because 24 hour races worth watching are a fun way to kill a weekend, but this doesn’t interest me at all. Hopefully LMH expands because I just don’t care about a bunch of Oreca prototypes I can’t  tell apart.

Unless When there’s a catastrophe with the Toyotas.