You’re gonna need some tall shrubs.

Hey, I thought the new generation were all vapers, because that’s totally healthy, right?

It’s going to be a lifelong concern regardless of the time after quitting.

Eh, it wasn’t Cara’s tweets that pissed people off, it was the actor playing the roll.

Spoiler: that’s how busy it usually was on a weeknight.

it’ll have been exposed as not nearly as real as we were first led to believe.

This is more than a little hypochondriac.

how could there possibly be a factual inaccuracy in their many, many articles about how all successful women are bad?

This article was about used bikes, this bold new strategy is aimed at the miserable full blown racist dental assistants stuck in the 1950s.

They still refuse to acknowledge that the product brand is the reason no one under 50 is buying one.

Problem is their voting base are the ones that believe we can pray this away and that humans couldn’t possibly have any effect on the climate and the earth will heal itself, because when prayer doesn’t work then it was just god’s plan.

It may not kill you, but your cat will definitely eat you if you die at home.

you can have them, they will just be made out of wool and have buttons and not be form fitting and they will just be normal pants.

Actual image of the people who are upset about their predictions of a TV show not coming true because they fell for the trap:

Wow, you mean there is a difference in net and gross profits?How did you ever get so smart. 

At $1.50 a pack, I am sorry for what your face is about to go through.

All of their DC shows just look painfully bad, I have no faith that this won’t be another lousy teen drama wrapped in spandex with a questionable effects budget.

now I’m curious what would be the ideal thing to eat to make weight.

It feels more like we shouldn’t be shaming anyone we perceive to have gotten the vaccine before their turn rather than questioning why they got one at all.

Tell that to Jezebel.