How about some text analysis?

insert Game of Thrones reference.

Not a bowl.

Planned obsolescence strikes again, WOOOOOOOO, YEAH BOYYYYYY! *high fives*

I wish my local news would put this much effort into it's story graphics!

Well I guess that was...

You threw out nacho cheese that was squeezed from a pump?

I hope the "flag ship" model does get a screen size increase. Otherwise I'm sticking with my 4S another year so I can get out of the "S" (shit?) cycle. lol

If it turns me into a mutant, I'm taking it.....

but, all of this may make sense when you extrapolate the results of the experiment to be more broad reaching. If we, instead, only take what the experiment explicitly proved to be true and nothing else, technology should make us THINNER, because thanks to my phone, I don't have to memorize 7 digit numbers anymore.…

Are we talking about phones or vibrators?

Jesse Ventura.

is this going to be the new fed ex sorter/truck loader?

Crap they built Ravage. Why would you start by building a Decepticon?

I dndi't eevn notcie wehn I raed the arctile.

Hello Gorgeous.....................

Note to self: Begin writing screenplay for horror movie set in NSA operations center based in a former mental asylum.

Looks like George Lucas is an Apple fan.