Homer, I won your respect, and all I had to do was save your life. Now, if every gay man could just do the same, you'd be set.

Dude, karma. Karma, karma.

Hall of Famer Whitey Ford now on the field pleading with the crowd for… for some kind of sanity.

In other news, uh… A tragic mix-up today in Cleveland. Many people killed. Uh… Goodbye.

Yum. It's rich in bunnly goodness.

I've gone back to the time when dinosaurs weren't just confined to zoos.

It's my job to be repetitive. My job. My job. Repetitiveness is my job!

Won't somebody think of the children!?!!?

Now, we all know the 13 stripes are for good luck but why does the American flag have precisely 47 stars?

Pyle!
Shazaam!
Pyle!
Shazaam!
Pyle!
Shazaam!

Immiggants! I knew it was them!

Zoo keeper, zoo keeper! Those monkeys are killing each other.

Lenny = white
Carl = black

Point of order. Lisa stinks.

Mmmm. Free Goo.

Oh, wow. I can't believe my very first passenger is comedy legend Mel Brooks. I loved that movie Young Frankenstein. Scared the hell out of me.

Dad, there are many prominent Jewish entertainers including Lauren Bacall, Dinah Shore, William Shatner, and Mel Brooks.

Let's just take them. We'll all be rich, rich as Nazis!

God. Homer Simpson wrecks my pig, Cypress Hill steals my orchestra, and Sonic Youth's in my cooler!

This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin… And it still says "guilty." And "guilty" is spelled wrong!