Oh, sorry, Homer, but recent historical evidence indicates that Robin Hood did not actually exist.

I thought she'd wind up with that rich snob. Ably played by Bill Paxton.

There's only two kinds of guys who wear Hawaiian shirts: gay guys and big fat party animals.

I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals faaahh-laming!

Worst Cosmic Wars ever. I will only see it three more times…today.

Go back to Russia!

Son, you can do anything you want. I have total faith in you.

You're all talk, Hamill. You never even finished Jedi school.

Oh, what was I laughing at now? Oh yes, that crippled Irishman.

I didn't do it!

And now, the winner of the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence is…….

The electric yellow has got me by the brain banana.

I got me a part-time job working as Santa down at the mall.

When will you Australians learn? In America, we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better. The streets are safe. Old people strut confidently in the darkest alleys. And the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer-programming abilities. So, like us, let your children run wild and free!…

Lousy Democrats!

Hahaha… why I laugh?

Homer, we're out of vodka!

Jiminy-jillikers!

In just one hour, the commissioner of football will arrive to sign the contracts necessary to make Springfield the home of pro football's newest team— the Meltdowns!

And hows the spacecraft doin'?
I don't know. All this equipment is just used to measure TV ratings.