But Some of My Best Kettles are Black.

I just want a whole show about LuAnn defending her right to hook up.

"Be cool. Don't be all, like, uncool."

I'm going to make my daughters do "future feminists" photo shoots and have them burning bras and holding up pro-choice signs. My mother in law is going to love that!!

BACK IN MY DAY WE WORE 3 SUIT JACKETS WHILE WATCHING TV AND WENT SWIMMING IN WEDDING DRESSES.

Ok, here we go. It is ok to say her album wasn't that good bc you didn't like the songs. It is not ok to invalidate her music by slutshaming her. She sings about sex, and she shakes her ass on stage, so what?

One of my good friends has a prosthetic lower leg (was able to keep his knee but lost everything below in an accident). Normally you can't tell, he doesn't even limp most of the time but walking long distances causes a lot of pain so he uses his handicapped pass at places like the mall, or events that involve walking…

After my divorce, times were tough until I finished school. I once bought a birthday cake for my son, who was a young tween and a constant worrier about everything, using food stamps. The lady in line behind me tsk tsked and made all sorts of comments under her breath until I turned around and asked her what was the…

also, isn't nicotine an appetite suppressant? Cigarettes are just helping the poor stretch their food dollar

I make it a point to encourage sloths.

do you want an insult do over?

can't believe I wrote all those extra words

thing guy was doing barely happens to him, mind is changed, is victim now.

Sure. Also, I know one white person who was unfairly harassed by police once, so that must completely disprove the notion that police disproportionately target people of color. After all, one is the largest sample size you need, even in the face of overwhelming evidence.

Exactly.

The fact that a Mexican director won doesn't negate the larger point of lack of opportunity. Apparently contradictory things can both be true: the US can be racist and have a black President.

One Latino winning does not really refute my overall point.

BCO Merchandising Idea: Coffee thermoses printed with the definitions of Herb, Red, and Crunchy. With monogrammed options, of course.

Ugh, I hate the people who are just impossible to explain anything to. I had a conversation about pesto this week that went like this: