Anybody else think Harry's a little "frat boy" for Emma?

'Half Blood Prince'

give me this dress omg

Absolutely agree on the mutual understanding thing. If you propose at a basketball game, a big part of your reason to do so had better be because you know the other person loves that kind of shit.

Cauliflower is not fake broccoli! *stamps foot* It's good! I don't care what you say about Taylor Swift, but if you have something to say to cauliflower, you can say it to me.

Did he have, like, a really fancy one or something? Maybe with scalloped edges, or little heart cutouts?

i would frame that

Pancakes are for places that haven't discovered breakfast food yet. #teameggs #teamsausage #teambacon #teamdoughnut #teamcrepes #teamcoffee

youre not the fucking boss of me questlove

Only if the red is grilled until it's tender.

So that means if the red is ground up, then I'm not allergic?

OMG HOW DO I GET ON THIS PAYROLL YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT?

You seem confused.

Sooo....Perfect for Sangria! ...for people you hate.

If it's like any other kind of gimmicky alcohol product, it's whatever was cheapest to buy in bulk and put into fancy branded bottles. Pretty sure the most expensive part of the manufacturing process was the printing of the labels.

if 90 seconds on google tells me nothing about this wine other than that it's 50 shades themed and what color it is... NO THANK YOU/FUCK OFF UNIVERSE

I once had to hawk Donald Trump watches. The sad part is they were actually some nice watches, they just had TRUMP blazoned across them which made customers drop them like a hot rick. I'm guessing the wine isn't very good though...

I am so sorry.

There's actually a woman working on this: http://www.inc.com/jeff-bercovici…. I only heard about it because one of her investors was a giant asshole and mischaracterized the product (and that blew up).

So I'm the woman in the OP. Today has been a weird day. My vagina became famous on the internet! Sharon Osborne talked about my vagina on national television!