Exactly. One star because they didn't bring one back. How uncustomer friendly.

And 12 days later...

She is obviously a Poppy. How could anyone think otherwise?

Why the crap didn't you go with them, Ross?

I can't make you forever-black, but I can do it for now. :)

But they're such NICE GUYS.

...

"HERO DUMB GIRL" is how I want the NYP to start the headline for my obit.

fake-twiddle the knobs

Meh. A baby is fine - a toddler you can't control (HOW MANY TIMES DOES YOUR IDIOT CHILD HAVE TO KICK MY SEAT BEFORE YOU TELL THEM TO STOP) is much more of a problem to me.

Actually, its about ethics in royal-watching journalism.

OK, I would like to see this movie.

#NODISRESPECTTOTHEFIRSTLADY #ALLDISRESPECTTOBENAFFLECK

To me, part of what makes him sexy is knowing that he'd die before cheating on Michelle.

BRB fangirling and have to step away from all the sexy.

I would like to see the venn diagram of the Americans that don't believe race played a part in these tragedies and those Americans that believe in angels.

Jesus Fucking Christ Mark. Add this to the evergrowing list of therapy bills I'm mailing to you. God damn.

GOD DAMN IT MARK

I LOVE RICE! AND I'M SUPER LOUD!