This is David’s version of FMK.

Stewart explained that The Daily Show had a blind hiring policy, which at the time producers thought meant no one could accuse them of being racist or sexist.

My hot take: current jezebel writers got soooooo excited that a current relevant show made an unattributed reference to a decade old jez article that they had to find a way to write about it. but they couldn’t help underlining the reason why this website used to be relevant and no longer is--mistaking real social…

Most of this article is Stewart owning up to the lack of diversity on his staff and what lead to it. In an intelligent and insightful way. So why was the last bit necessary? I clicked it (maybe thats why?) thinking it was going to be about him having a history of yelling at staff. But it was only about the Cain…

They fear that she's going to Footloose Amercia, one can only presume.

I dread hearing what the spike is in OK about 10 days after trump’s Coronapalooza stunt. Attendance may have been small, but those people don’t care if they infect anyone, and they will be all over the place infecting those they come in contact with.  Freedumb and all.

From the headline I initially thought this was the U.S. Supreme Court, and just thought “In 5-4 opinion by Brett Kavanaugh Supreme Court overturns Cosby’s rape conviction” would absolutely be the most 2020 headline possible. 

If cops are going to lose their shit every time they get a wrong/bad fast food order, they’re going to be losing their shit a lot. But given how hard they’re leaning into their own false victimhood, I’m sure this will continue until one of them executes a teenaged fast food employee.

So many things wrong here. 1) From the moment of ordering to completion the person who took the order and payment would have had to somehow indicate to the person making drinks that it was for a cop. Depending on how busy they are that’s not something that’s going to happen. That being said, 2) Kiosks are normally not…

Breaking: Police officers in NYC that claimed Shake Shack employees tried to poison them never actually got sick.

I know I sounded irritated, but I really, really really need to get my copy of White Fragility!

Up until two years ago, I ran a bike shop and periodically would get asshole (all of them Harley riders) customers asking me to get these helmets. They’re in the Western Power Sports catalog, but I refused and told them to get the fuck out of the shop. Nazi-lovers and wannabe tough guys. Fuck ‘em all!

“Bar Crawler” is a legit characteristic of *Harley* motorcycle life. 

I love the color, but nothing else about it is cohesive. The tail is just a curved chunk of sheet metal, the seat/tank don’t flow at all, the bike is proportioned wrong for a cafe bike, and it’s on godawful dirt cheap Dunlop D404 tires. Absolutely nothing about this is good. If you’re going to modify a Sportster,…

“and warns any prospective buyer that they will have to adopt a celebrity lifestyle, saying “If you don’t like attention, this is not the bike for you, you will get thumbs up everywhere you go. Truly unique and a great bar crawler.””

Well, that don’t sound like a healthy motor, my dad is a retired gardener and we have a few 2 stroke tools, including my ‘90 CR250 :)

Wow, how can anyone respect you, one who thinks that a 'man card' relies on doing basic plumbing?

Replacing a starter is not something I experienced in the first 45 years of my life. I don’t know why you feel the need to shit on people who simply have never had the need or the interest in performing such an operation.

Hasn’t anyone pull started a lawnmower or kick started a dirt bike?

Way back in my college years I was working at a big box hardware store to pay for school. Sold a bunch of crap to some dude, who came back in 5 minutes later asking me to call him a tow truck because his battery was dead. I had helped him load the stuff so I knew it was a manual. “Push start it.”