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I do this too! It’s in my favorites on YouTube...never fails to cheer me up.

I love me some Mark Harmon because he is A+ silver fox material, but I hate NCIS (mostly because Pauley Perrette makes me uneasy). Can that be an option?

WellsAdams. You won’t regret it.

Right? Like the white pants plus the Botox plus...literally everything else. So obvious.

I mean yeah, we’re all posting about it here, but outside of this site I feel like I’ve barely read anything about it when I read Bachelorette stuff.

His Snapchat is amazing! Makes me wonder how he ever ended up on that shitshow to begin with.

I’m good with the Top 2, now Chase can come date me. I wasn’t all that into him until he got pissed at her and started dropping f-bombs all over the place...yes please!

Same! I like Beyonce well enough, but Rihanna is my true queen. Beyonce just gives too many fucks.

HYSTERICAL.

GOD, Denny’s social media team just consistently kills it.

I was impressed with that, too! Way better than No Strings Attached.

My boyfriend and I started as a wedding hookup (we had never met), now we’re 3-ish years strong. A good year of that was FWB and us denying we actually liked each other, too.

I liked how they went through this last week too, and he told her then that it wasn’t really something he wanted to talk about. So then she proceeded to bring it up CONSTANTLY this week. I don’t like Jordan, but it was so obnoxious.

Ooh, I’ll give this a listen today! Thank you!

I’m #TeamWells for myself. I want him to come date me.

Thank you! Everyone loses their shit for him and he is SO gross to me. And I kind of like white trash sometimes if they’re good-looking! He is just completely unappealing.

I remember thinking Rose Byrne was so much more beautiful in that movie!

Really? I didn’t think Abby was wacky at all, and Erin kind of was, but only in a realistic way. I didn’t even think Patty was that wacky. Do I just know crazier people than you?

I’ve always kind of liked her despite never having watched her show, she’s a hustler and I can respect that (plus, I always like people more when everyone else hates them). This is DELICIOUS.

THIS ONE IS GOLD!