I hate this picture with the fire of a thousand suns.

They’re all terrible. I’m happy Wells is free from the idiocy now, he seemed too normal. James is not long for this world, Robbie and Luke are gross, Jordan is an entitled douche, and Alex is like a tiny aggressive chihuahua that won’t STFU. I want her to pick Jordan because I feel like they deserve each other.

It was perfect in every way. Hahahaha.

I never thought I could enjoy this show again after Chad left, but this whole sequence redeemed it for me. My friends and I were HOWLING. “I am Derek. Derek is imperfect.” PURE GOLD.

Obviously, they are my favorite too! :P

Totally. There is NO WAY she would let anything happen that could be perceived as an accident.

Someone a few comments down posted the full context, and it’s pretty obvious that’s what he meant.

Wait, this is seriously the context? C’MON, Jez. Sigh. This changes the whole interpretation.

I loved her! She was so dryly funny. Hope to see more of her.

I love the Bachelor/Bachelor in Paradise, the whole franchise is hilariously entertaining to me. But Lauren is quite possibly the dullest person to EVER be on one of its iterations. I cannot with her.

I’m cool with her too! I irrationally hate LOTS of people, so I understand the phenomenon, but specifically speaking she seems alright. And has pretty hair.

I mean, all that and pregnancy, probably...

Well, she’s pregnant in that gold dress, so I would assume it’s legit...even if she doesn’t have that much booty going on normally.

She’s AWFUL. Just because you were decent as a child doesn’t mean you’ll grow up to be good.

You’re right!

Yes! I noticed that too.

Posh because I had straight brown hair, wasn’t athletic (so no Sporty for me), and give very good bitch face. I’ve dressed up as them an embarrassing amount of times with friends and I was Posh every time.

Um, my friends and I “hosted” a radio show when we were ~10 in which we were the Spice Girls and I was ALWAYS Posh. So obviously I am a shoe-in here.

I’ve gone to the shooting range with friends and shot a pistol, a semi, and a rifle. I don’t ever need to do it again.

I know a lot of basics of the “OMG THIS SONG IS ABOUT MEEEEE” variety who are very into “All About That Bass.” They are also size 4s, so it’s a little...how you say...disingenuous?