Yes please. This is the car the turbo Sonic should’ve been. Of course GM doesn’t do hotted cars well, though.

You could also, you know, just shut the fuck up instead

Yep.

Let me guess... the CEO and other executives still got their bonuses, despite the same “cash crisis.” This shit has to stop.

Don’t lie, everybody has wanted to do this to a boss at some point.

The people parking on it have more faith in their parking brakes than I have in anything.

I don’t feel for him at all. He’s a terrible rider and should never get on a bike again.

Signed the waiver and missed the rider’s meeting. Sorry you broke your legs dude, but its own your fault for crashing. It’s like hitting a light pole and suing the city for it being there, at least as I see it.

He signed the waiver. I feel for him, but he signed the waiver, which exists to prevent this kind of guy from suing and ruining it for everyone.

In my experience, the water thing is key. Travel generally leaves me dehydrated, and most of my strange travel-related symptoms are resolved by catching up on water.

*whispers* It’s almost like he’s not a good businessman

Yeah, fuck you too.

Won’t sanction Russians, but will effectively sanction his own country. Ok.

Cam you teach me how to make one?

Fun fact, cams can also be made into lamps.

“My neighbor across the street bought a Camry Hybrid this month, and I promptly made her regret her purchase decision.”

You’re assuming money is the only thing that matters.

and you know in two years of car washes they’ll look like this:

I am extremely disappointed in the styling efforts of Toyota/Lexus. The trucks are okay but the cars and SUVs are awful with the dumb spindle grill (yeah, yeah, that’s the company’s sewing machine heritage). Add the move from California to dumb-shit Texas and both Jim Lentz and Akio Toyoda ought to have their asses…

Question... how does one legally drive a car like this through so many countries?