I made a few Sven Collins this weekend - it's a Tom Collins with Aquavit:

Blade Runner 2: Well, It Can't Be Any Worse Than Prometheus… Right?

I was always skeptical of how Black Widow would fare from an entertainment perspective in the Marvel movies as a non-superpowered human, but I was impressed with her in Avengers and I really liked what they did with her in The Winter Soldier.

He only asked him two and half weeks ago? That seems like… not a very long time.

I thought that Phlannel Boxingday was going to be PB in disguise.

Honestly, I really hope Jon Hamm gets an Emmy before all this is over.

The central twist that was telegraphed in the first trailer they released.

I think it's a really lazy idea that has been used lots of times in fiction already.

Huge missed opportunity for a Doogie Howser-related Photoshop job.

Yeah, me too.

I think it's nice when people applaud. Every time it's ever happened to me, it has been spontaneous. It's more about the shared viewing experience than actually directly praising the filmmakers.

Right, but if Dowd thinks that it's still sexist, then wouldn't that just be straight up sexism, and thus not in quotation marks?

(Those with a low tolerance for sexism in quotation marks should get off at a different exit.)

Isn't this obviously sarcasm?

Oh look, someone arguing over genres. I can't wait unti-

Every line of dialogue will have a parenthetical citation, MLA style.

This was posted in Great Job Internet, so this is actually head and shoulders above most other "content" that ends up here.

Anything Final Fantasy related is a huge pop culture blind spot for me. I don't even know the basic concept of any of them - are the sequels all related or all they each a standalone story?

Chalmers: Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

Or you could go back and read Rabin's horrible, lazy Simpsons classic reviews! Wait, actually. Don't do that.